- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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