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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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