- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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