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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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