- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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