What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Your're racist.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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