what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Anti Joke

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