What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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One, two, three, four and five

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Justin Bieber

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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