Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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