- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What do you call an blank test? an F

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Chlamydia

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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