What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Charlie Sheen

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

woman's lacrosse

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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