Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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