- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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