Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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