I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Do the roar!

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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