Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Women's Rights..

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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