- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

white or wheat? wheat please.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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