- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Chlamydia

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Roses are flowers.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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