- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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