- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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