- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

I had a really great joke to tell you!

Micheal Curran...that is all.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Homo say what?

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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