- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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