- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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