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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

guess what? bannanas

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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