- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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