- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

All of these jokes are about white people

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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