What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Turkey Balls

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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