Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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