Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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