a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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