- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Potassium? K.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

my penis

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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