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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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