Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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