Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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I went to work today....

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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