- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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