- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

dyslexics of the world untie!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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