- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

anti jokes are really funny

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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