- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Screw it you write the joke.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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