Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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guess what>? your mum lol

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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