- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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