- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Why? Why not?

woman's rights

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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