- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

rocky is here again.......................

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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