- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Seriosly. too much sex again?

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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