What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

i wonder who made this website? a human

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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