Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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black people swimming

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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