- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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