- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

We found a cure for cancer. Death

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Women deserve equal rights.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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