Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Death by kayak

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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