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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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