- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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