I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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