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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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