- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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