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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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