Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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