- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Albino African Americans

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

VITAMIN C!

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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