- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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