- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

A black man walks out of a police station

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

What page are you on The gay page.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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