- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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