a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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