Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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