- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

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