- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What rhymes with milk...milf

ure mama's so fat

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

I like school Said no one ever.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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