- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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