- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Knock Knock Who did that?

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