- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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