- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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