A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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