- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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