Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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