Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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