How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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