What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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