- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

if you don't like this you're gay

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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