- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Tall asians

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Ebola

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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