- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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