Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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the economy.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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