- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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