What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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Death by kayak

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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