Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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