A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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