Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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