Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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