- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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