- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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