why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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