too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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No

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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