A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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