An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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