Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

angelo snyder is not ga

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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