Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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