What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

One, two, three, four and five

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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