Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Men's rights

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

why did your mum die young because she had canser

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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