- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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