What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

batman farted so hes retarded

where's mom I killed her

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

your mama's so fat... that's it

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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