- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

why are balck people black because they are

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!